Sam Roos“The Best Tip I Ever Got”“That’s so true though. You never know! I love that.Jul 9, 20171Jul 9, 20171
Sam RoosNobody Cares About The BabyMy dentist is irritatingly talkative. He’s also the only dentist within an hour’s drive that takes my cut rate insurance and has more than…Jul 7, 2017Jul 7, 2017
Sam RoosSeattle’s BestI’d flown up to Seattle on mostly-a-whim to see an old friend, who was there for work. It was one of those visits where nobody knows…Jun 30, 2017Jun 30, 2017
Sam RoosThe Sayings Series: Part 2Bill’s breathing was heavy, labored. Sweat poured down his brow, hair sticking to his forehead. His goggles fogged, and he realized he had…Jun 20, 2017Jun 20, 2017
Sam RoosA Book I Read RecentlyOne of the best and biggest boosts you can give to your ego is to finish reading a book. When you close that sucker, its weight finally…Jun 16, 2017Jun 16, 2017
Sam RoosThe Sayings Series: Part 1Travis Glait’s head smacked against the concrete floor, the pain dulled by his brain smacking off the inside of his skull. Travis, a…Jun 13, 2017Jun 13, 2017
Sam RoosA Wholesome Family Innocently Explains Tentacle Porn to MomAny similarity to the characters and events in this wholly fictional story to any real persons or events is purely coincidental, (no, but…Jun 9, 2017Jun 9, 2017
Sam Roos“An online “dating compatibility” quiz, as filled out by your recently divorced thirty one year old…If you could meet anyone in the world, alive or dead, who would it be?Feb 13, 2017Feb 13, 2017