Walking through the lobby of the Baltimore Waterfront Marriott after leaving my cousin’s wedding. Drunk Guy: You must be one of the Bormels! Me: Nope Drunk Guy: Really?! You have a really big mouth! Me: Yeah, I’m on the other side. Drunk Guy: Wow. Well, you just have a really big mouth. Me: Thanks. Drunk Guy: Don’t get me wrong, you’re a good looking guy. For a Jew. Me: Thanks, man. Drunk Guy: I don’t mean that in like an anti-Semitic way.