My Wish

I wish the Muppets operated like a rock star. They would die and we would all mourn their death, celebrating their wonderful early work in spite of embarrassing later efforts.

Instead, it seems like the Muppets are like the United States Supreme Court, getting older and shittier every day.

Also, when are they going to reboot “Dinosaurs”?

Originally published at on February 24, 2016.

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