8 Tips For The Living
Although I feel like I’m dying, I’m not. My list of easy to read (in under one minute) advice (written under the influence of cold and flu medication)
1. Today might not be the best day of your life, but it’s a really good. day anyways.
2. You don’t have to drag a horse to water and make it drink.
3. Fashionable shoes will make you fall on the ice.
4. Don’t drink so much that you will vomit.
5. When people are tired, they tend to argue about everything.
6. You can judge a person’s character by how they paddle a canoe.
7. Just because you’re really good at something doesn’t mean you have to do it.
8. Sleep whenever you can.