How a random park-dwelling French woman reminded me to raise my standards. — I’ve never seen such perfection”, he exhaled, cupping my hand for earnest emphasis. His brow furrowed, peering intensely into my eyes. My usual jaded curiosity was piqued. This was not the first mention of this mystery woman; my friend was spellbound. Her ethereal aura seemed to have a mystical hold…

Sir, please find one article on here that says we women don’t care if a man is a good decent human and we just care about dick size. I’ll wait. I’ll be waiting forever. Dick size or bank account balance is irrelevant if the guy isn’t bringing anything else to the table. Now you can keep on blaming the poor results on a small penis or lack of money, but almost all women are just looking for an emotionally intelligent man who treats her right and can communicate. Work on those aspects and nobody will care about how long your dick is.

Where are your sources? The studies show single woman are considerably happier than married women. Not only that, married women live shorter lives and suffer more negative health issues than single women.

I've been fangirling over Dr. Kross' ground-breaking work for years now, even being fortunate enough to take his Self Control course during my time at UM. The "distanced self talk" concept was probably one of the most influential psychological theories on my daily life- it's applicable to so many situations!

Also, your refusal to acknowledge and implement the Oxford comma is more offensive than your antiquated misogynistic views of women’s sexuality.