AMA about my body in PMs

“Do you squirt.”

Why do I entertain these people? I mean he didn’t even use the right punctuation. How can I get turned on with bad grammar?

Yes.

“Oh my god, tell me more.”

I guess you could say it’s my favourite bodily function-

“Oh yeah? Tell me”

-but only because it’s a constant, not because I miss it or am aware of it. Usually these a tense feeling in my neck, near the glands. I feel my throat tensing (that’s why I lose my voice a lot- it’s all psychological) and I feel the squirt of the adrenaline or whatever the fight or flight chemical is. So yeah, I squirt. It makes my jaw slightly numb.

“Are you gonna send me a nude?”

No.

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