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What Your Astrological Sign Says about Your Holiday Shopping Habits

Capitalism + pseudoscience = super fun reading?

Sarah Lofgren
Nov 6 · 7 min read

Sure, we just threw away the cobwebs and brought the fake brains down to the basement. It was barely minutes ago that we were passing out candy to vertically challenged superheroes and dressing our dogs up as sharks.

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Sarah Lofgren

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A silly person. http://sarahlofgren.com

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