# The Recursive Recursion List

1.0. Understatement is an understatement, viz 2.0.

2.0. Statement

→2.1. Under

3.0. See under:

→ 3.1. Understatement

4.0. Chocolate therapy.

→ 4.1. Eat a brownie.

5.0. Retail therapy.

6.0. Does not exist

7.0. Existential therapy.

→ 7.1. Brownies do not exist.

→ → 7.2. Eat a therapist.

8.0. If you are feeling disoriented, check the ingredients of the therapist.

→ 8.1. If there was mold on the therapist go to 9.0

9.0. The mold is in Room 9.4.

→ 9.1. Not here.

→ → 9.2. It’s not here either.

→ → 9.3. Nope.

→ → → 9.4. Here is the mold.

10.0. Mold does not exist.

→10.1. The editor has censored the mold.

11.0. Throw the Matryoshka doll into the abyss. (There is room; it is an abyss.)

→ 11.1. Throw the Matryoshka doll that was nested inside the Matryoshka doll into the abyss.

→ → 11.2. Throw the Matryoshka doll that was nested inside the Matryoshka doll that was nested inside the Matryoshka doll into the abyss.

12.0. There’s a hole in the abyss, dear Liza, dear Liza.

→ 12.1. The Matryoshka dolls are leaking out of the abyss, dear Liza.

→ 12.2. Liza: Not my circus, not my monkeys, George.

13.0. All monkeys are equal, viz 13.1.

→13.1. monkey = monkey, ergo EQUIMONKEY

→ → 13.2. monkey minus monkey = 0

→ → → 13.3. monkey ÷ monkey = 1

→ → → → 13.4. monkey X (negative air)squared = mustache spatula

14.0. All brownies are not equal, viz 14.1.

→ 14.1. carob brownie < blondie < chocolate brownie < mustache spatula

15.0. All advice is not equal, viz 15.1.

→15.1. Freud < Dr. Phil < bartender < Captain Awkward, viz 1.0.

Sarah Totton won an honorable mention in the Wergle Flomp Humor Poetry Contest.

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