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Sarah Totton

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I Will Be Your Fake Canadian Girlfriend If You Will Be My Fake American Boyfriend

I will send you a box of Timbits.

Nov 10, 2022

A cute, blond boy (Brian Johnson) smiles shyly at the camera

Nov 10, 2022

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Nurturing As An Olympic Sport

Hang on to your seats. There’s laundry to do.

Jul 26, 2024

A man in a plaid shirt loads clothes into a laundry machine.

Jul 26, 2024

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The Belladonna Comedy

Rules of Etiquette for Our Ladies of Grise-Grays Township Knitting & Sewing Circle

Please wear seemly attire. Ladies, this means all skirts should fall below the knee.

Oct 21, 2022

Balls of colorful yarn.

Oct 21, 2022

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How Pants Work

What Kind of Fruit are You?

Take the Quiz!

Jul 28, 2020

What Kind of Fruit are You?

Jul 28, 2020

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The Haven

Are They Renovating the Apartment Downstairs or Operating a School for Clowns, Magicians, and…

1. Have the sounds of construction downstairs been going on for three months and counting, despite the apartment being only 600 sq. ft.?

6d ago

A clown with a balloon and a sledgehammer sits in a demolished room.

6d ago

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Slackjaw

All This Dinosaur Did Was Walk Through Some Mud And People Are Studying His Work 150 Million Years…

I mean, come on.

Dec 31, 2024

All This Dinosaur Did Was Walk Through Some Mud And People Are Studying His Work 150 Million Years…

Dec 31, 2024

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The Haven

Increasingly Imperative Yogurt PSAs

You have been warned…

Nov 14, 2024

3 glasses full of kiwi, blackberry and strawberry yogurts

Nov 14, 2024

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The Haven

Aqua Locha Nessa: The Loch Ness Treat

The Water with the Monster in It

Sep 16, 2024

A young woman drinking a bottle of water.

Sep 16, 2024

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The Haven

Our Pest Control Service Is Just an Old Lady Who’ll Eat Anything

Who needs Mikey? We’ve got Helen.

Sep 10, 2024

A housefly.

Sep 10, 2024

What Ancient Cave Drawings Can Teach Us About Modern Avionics

Sep 1, 2024

A cave painting of people and various wild animals.

Sep 1, 2024

Sarah Totton

Sarah Totton

she/her

Sarah Totton's weird stories appear in her new book, Quirks & Super-Quirks, and in the Other anthology from Bannister Press.

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