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Sarah Totton

she/her

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The Belladonna Comedy

Nurturing As An Olympic Sport

Hang on to your seats. There’s laundry to do.

Jul 26

A man in a plaid shirt loads clothes into a laundry machine.

Jul 26

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Published in
The Belladonna Comedy

Rules of Etiquette for Our Ladies of Grise-Grays Township Knitting & Sewing Circle

Please wear seemly attire. Ladies, this means all skirts should fall below the knee.

Oct 21, 2022

Balls of colorful yarn.

Oct 21, 2022

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Published in
How Pants Work

What Kind of Fruit are You?

Take the Quiz!

Jul 28, 2020

What Kind of Fruit are You?

Jul 28, 2020

Published in
The Haven

Increasingly Imperative Yogurt PSAs

You have been warned…

Nov 14

3 glasses full of kiwi, blackberry and strawberry yogurts

Nov 14

Published in
The Haven

Aqua Locha Nessa: The Loch Ness Treat

The Water with the Monster in It

Sep 16

A young woman drinking a bottle of water.

Sep 16

Published in
The Haven

Our Pest Control Service Is Just an Old Lady Who’ll Eat Anything

Who needs Mikey? We’ve got Helen.

Sep 10

A housefly.

Sep 10

What Ancient Cave Drawings Can Teach Us About Modern Avionics

Sep 1

A cave painting of people and various wild animals.

Sep 1

Published in
The Haven

Join Our “Adopt a Fire” Program

and keep the world burning

Aug 26

A person in a striped sweater cups their hands around a small fire.

Aug 26

Published in
The Haven

Less Successful Iterations of the Harvey Wallbanger

With recipes

Aug 16

An assortment of colorful cocktails

Aug 16

Published in
The Haven

I Want to Visit Canada, Where the Men Without Hats Dance in Safety

I want to visit that Canada of hatless men.

Jun 30

A conga line of safety pins clipped together

Jun 30

Sarah Totton

Sarah Totton

she/her

Sarah Totton's weird stories appear in her new book, Quirks & Super-Quirks, and in the Other anthology from Bannister Press.

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