PinnedSarah GardnerinThe Belladonna ComedyReasons Why I, A Millennial, Am Not Having ChildrenI love avocado toast and six-dollar lattes more than I could ever love a child.Jan 1652Jan 1652
Sarah GardnerinThe Belladonna ComedyWhere Are They Now? Your Eighth Grade Gifted and Talented ClassErica took medical leave when her teeth grinding surpassed the current mouthguard technologyJul 193Jul 193
Sarah GardnerinThe Belladonna ComedyProduct Launch: The Heavy SighA new product that will temporarily and barely alleviate the stresses caused by the plight of modern existence.Jun 715Jun 715
Sarah GardnerinThe Belladonna ComedyReasons I Assume You Have Not Responded To My EmailYou’re waiting for me to send a second email to prove I really want you to respond to my first email.Apr 186Apr 186
Sarah GardnerinSlackjawA Guidance Counselor Warns A High-School Student Against The Fate Of Going To Trade School In 1998Study hard and follow your passion at a four-year university and you’ll have your pick of the job market by 2008!Apr 44Apr 44
Sarah GardnerinSlackjawMissed Connections: Traditional Life Milestones Seeking A MillennialWell-dressed, impressive, and linear, I guarantee your parents would love me if you brought me home.Jan 278Jan 278
Sarah GardnerinSlackjawThe Millennial, The Banker, And The Impossible Quest For Homeownership: An Infuriating Fairy Tale“I suppose you’re going to say Capitalism is to blame!” the Banker wheezed, wiping tears from his eyes.Feb 23, 20217Feb 23, 20217
Sarah GardnerinGreener Pastures MagazineHow To Recreate The Concert Experience of Your Favorite Indie Concert Venue in Your Own HomeWhether you’re in a suburban house or a bathroom-sized studio in Brooklyn.Feb 5, 2021Feb 5, 2021