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·Oct 20

I Clicked on an Article Called “How to Improve the Internet” and This is What I Saw

A newsletter popup. A cookie popup. An offers bottom bar. A top ad. A side ad. A large header. A large sub-header. I never read the article. UPDATE: Seriously, is anyone even looking at their own websites? Is UX dead?

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I Clicked on an Article Called “How to Improve the Internet”
I Clicked on an Article Called “How to Improve the Internet”

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Sep 22

Foolishness

HELLO EVERYBODY! October 3rd marks the launch of my debut memoir, FOOLISH: Tales of Assimilation, Determination, and Humiliation. To celebrate, I got nail extensions and theyre making this ve4ry hard to type. these nails are the embodiment of asiimilaton, determination and humiliation.

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Foolishness
Foolishness
Memoir

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sarahcpr

·Jul 20

Dang, Tony

I’m getting over a breakup. It happened about 36 years ago. I was in the fourth grade and for almost one whole week, I had been going with Tony Dang. It was my longest relationship to date. Four days into our new love, Tony and I were walking home from…

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·Jul 15

C-Cup Quota

NOTE FROM THE AUTHOR: [To be read in a pompous British accent] My forthcoming memoir, FOOLISH: Tales of Assimilation, Determination, and Humiliation, contains a reference to my first ever blog, The Dirty Dirty. During the year-and-a-half in which I kept this blog, I was in my mid-20s, living in Atlanta…

Acting

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Acting

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·Nov 25, 2021

Type @ to Insert

Picture it. 90 minutes ago you took an edible and now you’re high as fuck. You’re in a bad mood because another project fell apart. You’re frustrated, you’re sad, you’re angry… but then something happens, and you’re inspired. You’re inspired to do something new, to write something new. Suddenly you’re…

Google Docs

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Google Docs

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sarahcpr

·May 16, 2019

Facebook Zombies

A Short Story About My Short-lived Meme Experiment — In December 2016, after the gut punch of the election, the ensuing despair, the fleeting moment of hope in our electors, and finally after the rage that this nightmare was now reality, I decided to do something. Something small, but something I thought might make a difference. It’s no secret…

Politics

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Facebook Zombies
Facebook Zombies
Politics

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sarahcpr

·Jan 9, 2019

The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel’s Guide to Breaking into Stand Up Comedy

It’s a breeze — Stand up comedy can be a tough world to break into. It can take years of painful soul searching, disappointing performances, and pounding the pavement day in and day out with very little reward. Or… it can be a total breeze! …

Comedy

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The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel’s Guide to Breaking into Stand Up Comedy
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel’s Guide to Breaking into Stand Up Comedy
Comedy

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The Cooper Review

·Nov 20, 2018

7 Non-threatening Email Strategies for Women

Has anyone ever told you that an email you wrote seemed rude, abrupt, or pushy? If so, you’re probably a woman. And as a woman in the working world, you must take the time to choose your words carefully, even if it means that hitting ‘send’ will take an extra…

Humor

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7 Non-threatening Email Strategies for Women
7 Non-threatening Email Strategies for Women
Humor

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The Cooper Review

·Oct 23, 2018

The Latest from The Cooper Review

Hello Medium followers of The Cooper Review! Check out the latest humor below, and pre-order my new book How to Be Successful Without Hurting Men’s Feelings, it is non-fiction! And it comes out October 30th. And now for the latest humor… As some of you may know, I wrote a…

Satire

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Satire

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The Cooper Review

·Oct 15, 2018

Working for a Company vs. Working for Yourself

Thinking about working for yourself? Do it! But read this first —

Humor

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Working for a Company vs. Working for Yourself
Working for a Company vs. Working for Yourself
Humor

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