Sarah SchuetzeTips for Staying Chic while PreppingI’ve been getting a lot of requests from regular blog readers for suggestions on staying chic while “prepping” for the pandemic. There’s…Mar 19, 2020Mar 19, 2020
Sarah SchuetzeSo Your Coronavirus Test Gave You a LobotomyDear Coronavirus Drive-Thru Test User:Mar 18, 2020Mar 18, 2020
Sarah SchuetzeThe Nutcracker, Told through Dog Toys: A Ballet of DestructionMeet Gypsy.Jan 10, 2020Jan 10, 2020
Sarah SchuetzeinSlackjawPlease Remove Me from All Future Panty Party Invite ListsDear Victorias Secret Panty Party Planner,Mar 31, 20191Mar 31, 20191
Sarah SchuetzeinSlackjawThings I Can Buy on Amazon with the $4 I’ve Made Writing on MediumFew people can support themselves by writing, though there is no shortage of good writing in the world. Nonetheless, good writing is not…Mar 6, 20196Mar 6, 20196
Sarah SchuetzeTeaching Is Enough: A Response to a Response to “Loser Teachers”Last week, a thoughtful and heartfelt Medium article circulated in response to Donald Trump Jr.’s reference to educators as “loser…Feb 21, 2019Feb 21, 2019
Sarah Schuetze“You Smell Like a Opossum” and Other Unlikely Statements of LoveTo be honest, the original line was, “You smell like urine and wild animal” followed by “that’s not a criticism.” That last bit makes this…Feb 12, 2019Feb 12, 2019
Sarah SchuetzeYou Know What Else “Sparks Joy”? Buying a Bunch of New StuffGrab the object that is closest to you and ask yourself, “Does this spark joy?”Jan 31, 2019Jan 31, 2019
Sarah SchuetzeLet’s Just Keep it Zumba: Establishing Boundaries in New Friendships with WomenI’m usually pretty good at sniffing out someone I should keep at a distance — someone who might be draining, needy, manipulative, addicted…Jan 29, 20191Jan 29, 20191
