43 More Executive Orders From Stephen Miller That Shall Not Be Questioned
Allan Ishac
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All cookies must, from this day forward, be made with sweet filling and in the shape of a ridiculous comb-over. (And when this is over, and the story is read to our children, the names Cheeto-man and Ginger Spice will be drowned out using noisemakers and loud bells.)

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