Photograph by Dick Swanson/US National Archives

Things no one tells you

sarah slobin
1 min readJan 16, 2018

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No one tells you at the maternity ward, there will be women screaming

No one tells you that you only put mascara on one eye

No one tells you that it is a relief to tell the truth

That your life is really just a story which you narrate in your head

That the top of your underwear is sticking out of the back of your pants

That your stomach was showing through a gap in your shirt all through lunch

That your new haircut was a mistake.

No one tells you that at least once, you will see a man masturbating in public

No one tells you that it doesn’t get easier to get out of bed

That you never turn the corner and feel like an adult

That that corner, in fact, doesn’t actually exist.

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