Cheap Thrills

Just how much trouble was last night’s Brewer’s streaker in?

I was quietly minding my own business, noting the growing pool of thigh sweat underneath my seat when flash of red jackets rushed the field.

I immediately thought someone had stolen a base because I was intently focused on the game and all the finer inner workings of the plays.( By the way, the craft beer stand has an amazing stout that nearly put me on my ass with it’s deliciousness)

After the dog-pile dispersed, I notice a gangly pair of bare-ass legs topped with a sports jacket. Our streaker was flanked on either side and escorted off the field with a huge smile. This guy was bare-ass, not-even-wearing-socks naked.

My first reaction was,

“Isn’t this like a $5,000 fine or something?”

Actually, it’s not all to expensive to dangle your bits in public.

According to the Wisconsin State Legislature, streaking is defined as “ Lewd and lascivious behavior”, which sounds like the next Netflix original series.

Hopefully streaker guy will get a slap on the wrist in the amount of $500 Class C misdemeanor, but depending on the conviction, if any he could be set back a cool $10K.

Hopefully he put his name in the 50/50 drawing.

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