Feminists will like this.

To work a convincing marriage; you have to have manners.Precision. Start with the basics early days: blowjobs, food and very low level of complaint. Those are highly important and they’re crucial. Then, you must practice few significant skills: keeping; articulation; fun. Beware the last one; guys like fun girls. If you find it a little too hard, Fake it.

You need enough IQ to talk about any shit that he likes: politics, music, art, video games, soccer, comic books… whatever! After that, you invent; Birthday gifts, eye-openers, unexpected sex… Use your imagination. You need to package yourself so the people will truly believe your charade; and finally, honor your effort by spreading your legs to welcome the semen of his futuristic descendant (and may the world welcome your fat belly with love and blessings).

You might eventually end up as a strange mixture of contradictions who likes to camouflage her scars with several layers of a not so cheap makeup — no worries though! You can always find consolation in woody Allen movies and long sessions of shopping and Nutella (they always work!).