Published in Dear Dale:·1 day agoMember-onlyIs God a chick?Dear Dale: I met this chick at a party. Told me she was a witch. Thought she said bitch. Got that right, I said. Thing is, she was hot. Not like those old hags with sticks you see on TV. Told her so. She laughed. Said that was just Christian…Humor12 min read
Published in Dear Dale:·Jul 18Member-onlyHow can I lose weight?Dear Dale: I’m a plus-sized woman who’s always trying to lose weight. I hear about some new diet, get all excited about it and stick to it for about a week. But then I snap, lose control, gorge on junk food and sweets and end up crying over the toilet…Humor2 min read
Published in Dear Dale:·Jul 12Member-onlyWhy can’t people see I’m right?Dear Dale: I’m a middle-aged woman who’s always fighting with people. I make a friend and she seems nice but sooner or later says something that hurts my feelings so I stand up for myself and tell her so but instead of apologizing and doing what I want she gets…Humor3 min read
Published in Dear Dale:·Jul 7Member-onlyDo you have any regrets?Dear Dale: You’re a wild man. Do you have any regrets? Signed, Playing it so safe Dear PISS: Well, let’s see… Do I regret doing five hits of acid and then riding the Salt and Pepper Shakers at the fair? Maybe. But it was one hell of a ride. Or taking a swing at the cop who arrested me for drunk driving? I guess. But then I wouldn’t have met all those great guys in lockup. Or sleeping with my wife’s sister? I suppose. But then I’d still be married.Humor1 min read
Published in Dear Dale:·Jul 4Member-onlyShould I pretend to be a chick to get laid?Dear Dale: I’m a prisoner. Armed robbery. Mostly convenience stores. Drugs don’t pay for themselves you know. But I made the mistake of taking a piss in the alley after and someone saw me with my mask up. …Humor4 min read
Published in Dear Dale:·Jun 23Member-onlyWhy are people so easily offended?Dear Dale: My girlfriend read your piece about saying congratulations at weddings. She thought it was going to be something nice about the history of the custom but according to her it’s just a misogynist rant about how evil women are and how men get totally screwed in the divorce…Humor4 min read
Published in Dear Dale:·Jun 18Member-onlyWhy do people say congratulations at a wedding?Dear Dale: Why do people say congratulations at a wedding? Signed, What do they win? Dear WDTW: Good question. I’ve often wondered that myself. It’s fine for the chick. She’s nailed a guy down and, odds are, can con him into supporting her kids. …Humor2 min read
Published in Dear Dale:·Jun 8Member-onlyShould I sleep with my student?Dear Dale: I’m a high school English teacher, recently graduated, who enjoys his job. I like working with young people, most of whom are not that much younger than me, assisting them with the struggles of adolescence and helping them find their future. One in particular, a senior in my…Humor5 min read
Published in Dear Dale:·Jun 2Member-onlyWhy do I always wake up with a monster?Dear Dale: I’m a good-looking guy who has no trouble getting women and usually get laid when I go to the bar. But I always wake up with a monster. The fattest, ugliest women you can imagine. Thing is, till then, I don’t notice. The night before, they actually look…Humor2 min read
Published in Dear Dale:·May 27Member-onlyHow can I stop my wife from eating so much?Dear Dale: I’m a married man in my late thirties. I’m also in good shape. I run marathons and go to the gym several times a week, which is where I met my wife. …Humor3 min read
