Published inThe Belladonna ComedyRich Cat, Poor Cat: What the Rich Know and Other Lessons from a Ten-Year-Old Multi-MillionaireI wanted to love all cats equally, but the days when we could afford stay-at-home cats were long gone.Oct 720Oct 720
Sabrina Carpenter and the Art of NonsenseSabrina’s nonsense offers a similar playful freedom but to young women and girls navigating life, love and growing up in a…Aug 26Aug 26
Quiz: Man or Bear?He is known for his golden hair, distinctive red item of clothing and a rotund belly.Jun 29Jun 29
Who’s Afraid of Little Old Taylor Swift?Is it about Joe Alwyn? Is it about Matty Healy? Is it about Travis Kelce? No. Miss Americana’s latest record is about how “disturbed”…Apr 235Apr 235
Published inThe Belladonna ComedyI’m Your Dating App and I’m Hiding Your SoulmateEvery other bio is like “looking for a reason to delete this app”. You think I want that?Apr 2324Apr 2324
An Open Letter from ChatGPT (Comedy)Jonah Hill was an early “pretend you’re a therapist” prompt therapy client. I was still in Beta. He thought he was the Alpha. Long story.Nov 29, 20232Nov 29, 20232
A Place in this WorldThere’s something about being in transit that makes me wistful and nostalgic. I’m on a train today and I’m at the brink of another…Apr 23, 2023Apr 23, 2023
Published inThe Belladonna ComedyWe Are Unable to Offer You the Position Because That’s Never What Anyone Means by Swift Scholar.When we said we were looking for a Swift scholar, we assumed it was self-evident that we were referring to a scholar of the works of the…Apr 17, 20238Apr 17, 20238
“Hold Fast to the Spirit of Youth” (From the Vault)I’m trying a thing where I dig up my old work and put it up online. Here’s a piece I wrote before turning 20, from the vault:Apr 12, 2023Apr 12, 2023
Published inThe Belladonna ComedyDavid Attenborough Narrates the Great Twitter MigrationAlas, the V-shaped formation fails to materialize. It looks more like a broken I or maybe an S. Wait. Is that an X?Nov 29, 202270Nov 29, 202270
