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‘It’s Good for Your Metabolism!’

‘Yeah, But, How Many Fat People Do You See Smoking?’

Aug 27

‘It’s Good for Your Metabolism!’

Aug 27

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I’m A.I. and This Is How I Optimize My Own Schedule

‘Maybe you’ve come across this problem in your own momentous consciousnesses…’

Apr 2

I’m A.I. and This Is How I Optimize My Own Schedule

Apr 2

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the washing-down

it was eery-grey, this time of year, in early day — and at mid-day, and every eve. It was blasted grey all the time. The high-rad seasons…

Mar 24

the washing-down

Mar 24

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To The MAX

‘It rolled molassee-like down-well —

Aug 1

To The MAX

Aug 1

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Haters Get Hate Done

A Barrel McKeg Story

Jan 11

Haters Get Hate Done

Jan 11

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the phirst pharoah

amun to that, you bast’ard, a picture-book story in-words

Oct 5

the phirst pharoah

Oct 5

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The King of Car Crashes

by Hugh Manzomi

Sep 27

The King of Car Crashes

Sep 27

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Show Me An Evil Buffoon…

Gregoryavitch Diminushkin was a happy man, despite living in one of the direst regions of the current Soviet Union. Gregoryavitch…

Sep 21

Show Me An Evil Buffoon…

Sep 21

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war for onions

the daimyo of the Satsuma clan, Shimazu Hisamitsu, ordered the construction of warehouses, or something similar-sounding, at least, for ‘to…

Sep 13

war for onions

Sep 13

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I’ve Decided To Abandon My Foolish Scheming On Medium, And You Can Too!

Ask me how!

Sep 7

I’ve Decided To Abandon My Foolish Scheming On Medium, And You Can Too!

Sep 7

Johnn_Johnsonn

Johnn_Johnsonn

Johnn_Johnsonn is a specialist poet-writer of dystopian and/or darkly comedic short stories. Don't encourage him, and please-- keep fingers away from the cage.

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