Sep 7, 2018 · 1 min read
More Fake News!
No self-respecting criminal would share a cell with OrangePondScum. Even his Merry(?) Band of staffers can’t stand him — at least those who aren’t already convicted.
Heard tell the OrangeBurgerBurglar is forcing “favorite” son Eric to taste the cheeseburgers and fries before he stuffs his OrangeFaceHole — just in case any of the staff goes all Borgia on him.
Besides — Giuliani will stick with OrangeSmear till the bitter end just like the rest of his lia..Lawyers…Right?
YMMV.