How To Fuck With Your Friends Part 1

I think I was born to do just this.

Harish Iyengaar
Jul 24, 2017 · 2 min read
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Here are some brilliant ways off the top of my head.

  1. Blunt out pencils as soon as someone sharpens them to a nice sharp point.
    2B or not 2B, that is the question.
  2. If you’re sexting someone, in every steamy message make sure to use perfect grammar with a full stop and end each sentence with a smiley.
    After a considerable amount of time, once they’re comfortably nestled in the exchange of bodily fluids and words on a screen — throw in a typo.
  3. While making Maggi or any other instant noodles, put masala in the kadai first… then the water.
  4. Reset their car’s kilometre count for no reason at all.
    Ain’t nothing like fresh beginnings after covering 42,000kms.
  5. If you have the opportunity, tag your friends in memes on Facebook… using their middle name only.
  6. Fuck up the alignment in a perfect list by not leaving a gap between entries just like this.
  7. Jack up the volume of your phone ringer to the maximum and set your ringtone to the sound of scratching a chalk board.
    Call yourself using someone else’s phone. Often.

7. Repeat numbers on a list, mess up the automatic numbering system and submit.

8. Disable their chrome adblock extension and delete it.

9. Wouldn’t affect the fans but would infuriate your friends who hate it — secretly add pineapple as toppings on every pizza that’s ordered to a house party.

10. Crack an egg using one hand and fluidly pour the contents into a beating cup really slow… then drop a piece of the shell in.

The yolk’s on them.

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