Watch Your Money Disappear in Seconds With This One Easy Trick!
Bitcoin is the fucking future brah.
Actually, hold up. Do you even Ethereum bro? That’s where the magic is happening these days. If you don’t have any money, don’t worry. Go to a place like Coinbase and ask them for a loan. Now we’re talking. Let’s buy some cryptocurrencies with money we don’t even technically have.
What a time to be alive!
Oh shit I am locked out of my account.
Oh shit Ethereum is crashing.
Oh shit Coinbase wants their loan back because during the crash my account value dropped below the minimum amount they require for taking that loan from them in the first place: