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We really need some sports obsessed, eccentric billionaire to throw themselves into funding an effort to create a great American handball team. House, train, travel, feed and clothe a bunch of ex-two sport stars that just didn’t work out when they focused on one. There’s got to be thousands of guys like this. What would it cost for 3–4 years of this? $10 million? 20? A drop in the bucket for Mark Cuban.

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