THE TRUMP DIARIES: (2/15/17) Thank you, President Trump!

I know I’ve been a smidge critical of Herr Trump, but today I want to thank him for his service! Now that the Presidency begins its slide into political oblivion, with arrests of his staff and resignations of top officials, it’s time to say, “Thank you!”

Thank you, President Trump! Thank you for your 24 days of service to America!

Look, it was fun while it lasted, and the hours of entertainment you provided? Unforgettable! You exceeded everyone’s expectations!

Thank you, thank you, thank you!

Where does one begin? Was it the ban on seven predominantly Muslim nations, unprecedented in modern American history? (But conistent with immigration laws in this terrific country that kept out the riff-raff.) Or was it the overturn of that ban by federal courts?

Both, let’s say both.

Was it the resignation of Flynn, a national security advisor, when it was revealed that you knew of illegal conversations he had with Russian intelligence throughout the election with “Crooked” Hillary? Ha, ha, ha, that’s a good one: “Crooked” Hillary. Hold on a sec’, let me catch my breath.

Or was it your fury not at Flynn’s dirty dealings, but your outrage at leaks over the dealings?

Both, let’s say both.

In the days and weeks ahead, when we learn of Pence and Trump having ordered the dealings by Flynn, we will cherish our time together. Let’s face it: Trump & Pence ordered Flynn to make the contacts. You don’t think that bonehead Flynn came up on the idea on his own, do you?

And so, I bid a fond farewell to the Trump regime, and as the helicopter lands on the White House lawn to whisk you and doll face back to the caves from which you emerged, we, as a nation, must shout: “Free at last! free at last! thank God Almighty, we are free at last!”

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