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OHHHHHH, how I have missed the witty Bill Simmons writing!! Sooo glad to be reading him. NO ONE captivates me, makes me totally LOL in virtually every article he writes. Something I cannot say about anyone other writer, much less sports writer. 
Love his movie quotes, Boston — L.A. rivalry, Kobe hater, then lover Glad your back Bill

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