Paper Parachute

Tried to use a piece of

cardstock as a parachute.

Jumped from the third

floor of my apartment.

Ended up breaking my

leg in three places.

“Could’ve been worse,” my

Doctor said.

Physiotherapy has been

a total bitch.

Just a couple more weeks

until it’s fully healed.

Might end up doing it

again sometime.

The landing hurt like hell,

but the airtime was great.