Once every morning I wake up with a hard on

Blood rushes there for unknown reasons

Hard as concrete on occasion

Pitches the tent a common occurrence

Ring tossing a common event

Finding true north is heaven sent

You can pee for distance for up to ten feet

For a moment you’re LeBron James as you clear the seat

Morning wood is the common name

Oh to be 16 again is never the same

Being that stiff can sometimes be a pain

The constant throbbing of my sugar cane

This is my problem as you can plainly see

Laying on my back and staring at a tree

And if you can find the humor in what I simply wrote

Smile just a little and pass me a quick note

Or maybe you just want to toss it in a bucket

And not have the chance to say f-f-f-f-find time to get to know me ;)