Things Dudes Have Said to Me After Sex
Catherine Cohen
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Things Women Said To Me After Sex

  • That will be $30.00
  • That will be $50.00
  • It’s the other hole
  • Next time turn your head and cough
  • Try yodeling
  • Do you know the meaning of doggy style? No butt sniffing!
  • That will be $100.00
  • Cut the camera off!
  • I can sure go for some French fries
  • Stop calling my vagina Big Oil
  • The size of your feet don’t mean a thing
  • You suppose to take the blue pill before you get started
  • Is two cups of it a lot?
  • Are you sure it’s good for your face? ;)