Screw the News!!!Socialists Claim Win With Barbie’s Oscar SnubReds in the Dollhouse: Barbie’s Oscar Snub Ignites Socialist Jubilation3 min read·Jan 26, 2024----
Screw the News!!!Supreme Court Declares Barbed Wire IllegalSupreme Court’s Barbed Wire Ban in Texas Leads to Cattle Chaos: A Satirical Exploration3 min read·Jan 23, 2024----
Screw the News!!!Politicians Encouraging “Surfing Couples Therapy”Wave Diplomacy: Politicians Riding the Relationship Tide3 min read·Jan 23, 2024----
Screw the News!!!Surfers Divided: Who’s Riding Left and Who’s Riding Right?In the idyllic beach cities of California, where the waves meet the shore and the sunsets paint the sky, a unique phenomenon has emerged —…1 min read·Jan 23, 2024----
Screw the News!!!Nikki Haley blames Shakespeare for loss in New Hampshire!Nikki Haley’s unexpected blame on Shakespeare for her New Hampshire loss adds a bizarre twist to her campaign narrative. Political pundits…1 min read·Jan 23, 2024----
Screw the News!!!Filipino Reality Show Contestants Accidentally Left on Island for Extra SeasonIn a world where reality shows often blur the lines between entertainment and real-life drama, an unexpected twist has captured the hearts…1 min read·Jan 22, 2024----
Screw the News!!!Manila Manila Citizens Vote for ‘None of the Above’ in Record NumbersVote for ‘None of the Above’…In a surprising turn of events, Manila citizens have voted for ‘None of the Above’ in record numbers during recent elections. This…1 min read·Jan 22, 2024----
Screw the News!!!Adult Spelling Bee Ends in Chaos: ‘I Before E’ Rule QuestionedIt was a picturesque afternoon at Rizal Park, where the gentle breeze carried the laughter of children and the scent of street food. The…1 min read·Jan 22, 2024----
Screw the News!!!Public Confused by Concept of Sun Rising in the EastIn a comical twist, Manila residents find themselves perplexed by the sun’s decision to rise in the west. This article explores the…1 min read·Jan 22, 2024----