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Hi.

Hi.

Sitting in a shopping mall food-court when a guy with a cleaning cart comes near to change the trash cans and put in new bags. He’s so noisy with the banging of the cans and rustling of the bag swap that I look over and he catches my glance.

Having a good day?

Can’t complain.

He’s wearing a blue shirt, grey pants, has bottles of spray hanging from his side, a walkie-talkie radio, too. Looks to be 40, Hispanic, short with a friendly face. Reminds me of Guillermo on Jimmy Kimmel Live.

Wanna know what I found?

What?

Wanna know what I found?

I mean, what did you find?

Found it in the trash down by Macy’s. Level 2.

What?

Found a dead baby.

You’re joking.

Yeah.