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Watching Fabio Hit on My Friend at the Car Wash

How would the object of so many female-gazes game this out?

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By the end of this essay, you too will be a master in the art of romance. [WARNING: Don’t skip to the end.]

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Ooh ooh
You might not ever get rich
But let me tell ya it’s better than diggin’ a ditch
There ain’t no tellin’ who you might meet
A movie star or maybe even an Indian chief

At the car wash
Workin’ at the car wash, girl
Come on and sing it with me
(Car wash)
Sing it with the feelin’ y’all
(Car wash, yeah)

Source: LyricFind, Songwriters: Norman Jesse Whitfield,

Performed by Rose Royce

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