I wrote this for no other reason than because I needed to write this. Beyond my own experiences, I am an expert in nothing discussed here.

Monsters in the Bed

No lightning flashed that night Nor no thunder boomed As my child in wide-eyed disbelief Crept into my room

“I found myself a monster, daddy Hiding in the bed ‘I’m not afraid of you’ I lied…

The Dangers of Golfing

A businessman came back to his home town one weekend after a few months travelling for work. Feeling like he had been neglecting his spiritual duties while away, he invited the local Priest out for a round of golf. It was good to see a member of his flock take such an active interest in…

Template Letter to MPs Concerning DUP Relationship

I’ve just sent this letter to my local MP, George Eustice. I will post it here in case anyone else finds it useful.

Dear [MP Name]