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Well, if my vote is performative, I wonder why so many Democrats still feel obliged to browbeat me about how it really belongs to HRC… how I’m evil on stilts to let an upstart candidate “steal” it away from her or something. Even though I live in OR where we all know nobody gives a rat’s behind about what we do in elections.

Stop getting performative about my performative-ness, Dude. You’ll give us both permanently crossed eyes. Go lecture the hapless swingers and leave the rest of us in peace.

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