Time is a sort of Paste I was going to write something about I don’t remember what, but I was just now catching waves at a surf beach and my mind has been cleansed. It feels like my loose ends have been tied up, there’s nothing more to say, I…

Hypocrisy Many ALP supporters are like footy fans, if those footy fans were incapable of tracking a bouncing ball with their eyes to follow a game, or remember what jumper their team was wearing, or make their way to a footy ground without getting lost in a dark forest, welcomed…

Tropic of Face Cancer I haven’t done much writing in the last little while, I’ve been drained by the thought of a piece of my arse being sliced off and sewn onto my classic Italian profile. Yes, I was concerned about skin cancer, most worryingly on my nose. Yesterday my…

“Backyard” Apparently China is interested in setting up a base for its warships in Solomon Islands? Which are in the Pacific? According to Australians with heads made entirely out of the dog food that is easily mistaken for luncheon meat the Pacific is Australia’s backyard. Last time I checked a…

Sadism The war in Ukraine continues. I didn’t believe there was going be an invasion. Then I thought it was going to be over in a few days. A month in, keeping track of reality has become a real difficulty. I saw dozens of videos of people wrapped in packing…

StupidZone In the midst of climate catastrophe, Earth’s most famous handful of sausage meat, Elon Musk, reckons there needs to be a vastly increased output of fossil fuels in the cursed places where liberal democracy is practised. Let’s pretend for a moment he’s anything other than a rich kid who…

Some unexpected news, an exchange of thousands of nuclear missiles between the USA and Russia would probably be fine. So there it is, the worst thing anyone has ever said. According to my new favourite people, concerns about nuclear war are lies invented by hysterics as a cowardly excuse to…

I can’t get enough of highly educated citizens of the USA stroking their chins thoughtfully as they tweet about the Ukraine while massive, knotty turds that look like a child’s attempt at pottery fall out of their arses into the toilet of their fifth bathroom. They pace back and forth…

People who work in hospitals have been having an extremely bad time for two years with no let up. Healthcare workers are quitting, they’re walking away, but some who are completely burnt out are staying and their reasoning is that if they leave, people will die. This is tragic logic…