Sean EbenTinder and I Don’t Flock Together: People’s Profiles Amongst Other ThingsThere are no stats to back this up, but I believe 83% of American millennials play themselves by constantly installing and uninstalling…Feb 7, 2018Feb 7, 2018
Sean EbenDon’t Assume I’m Like Everyone Else My Age. There Are Levels to the Nonsense We Speak.Supposedly, I resemble a high school English teacher in his late 20s/early 30s who tried and failed relating to his students. Wish I could…Feb 3, 2018Feb 3, 2018
Sean EbenA Series of Unfortunate Simp Tendencies: Sixth GradeI am and will continue to be a Kanye stan until I’m given a reason not to musically. Even though Ye fluctuates around being a Kardashian, I…Jan 6, 2018Jan 6, 2018
Sean EbenA Series of Unfortunate Simp Tendencies: Fifth GradeFifth grade is the year I have taken the most losses in my short lifetime. The Jordan crying meme should have been my yearbook photo. It…Jan 4, 2018Jan 4, 2018
Sean EbenA Series of Unfortunate Simp Tendencies: Second GradeWhether you believe romantic comedies to be cheesy or whatever bigly incorrect adjective, I will proceed to watch them unabashedly. From…Jan 3, 2018Jan 3, 2018
Sean EbenA Series of Unfortunate Simp Tendencies: KindergartenWhoever invented cooties probably ended up creating Backpage. If you don’t know what that is, do your Googles, then come back to this…Jan 1, 2018Jan 1, 2018