Remove the ad hominem (fallacy) attacks, and this article is about 15 words long. No nasty noun goes without a redundant adjective, no words go without their synonyms to pad this out and make the writer appear intelligent. Just insults.
I want to end with an ironic ad hominem attack on Ms. Johnstone, but that would be trying to say any part of that strategy is amusing or interesting. It isn’t, and she seems to be trying way too hard.
There are other things to do than these low-to-no-pay “rogue journalist” SEO nightmares. You could write something fictional, where the parameters of going overboard are much more generous. Or you could always do something other than writing something to be taken seriously. Anything, in fact, other than that.