Sean Landon ClarkeThe Best Way To Kick Your Gambling Habit Is To Bet $10,000 That You Can Do It.Never bet more than you can afford to lose. This is the base point for everyone that decides to gamble. For most Americans, gambling is a…Aug 3Aug 3
Sean Landon ClarkeThink Globally And Act Locally To Fight Climate Change… Get A PoolGlobal warming is one of the most pressing challenges facing humanity today. Dare I say the most pressing? While some may balk at the idea…Jul 18Jul 18
Sean Landon ClarkeReal-World Skills Should Be Taught In School… But Kids Still Won’t Give a FuckThroughout my teaching career I often heard students say this: “When will I use Shakespeare in the real world?” Math teachers get the same…May 211May 211
Sean Landon ClarkeI Wrote A Satirical Piece On O.J. Simpson, But Now I Think It’s Too Tasteless To PublishI rarely find myself in a position of self-debate about what I write and whether or not it crosses a line. Two reasons for this: One, I do…Apr 19Apr 19
Sean Landon ClarkeDrafting A Will? Leave Enough So Folks Are Grateful, But Not So Much That They Try To Kill YouI grew up in a family of lawyers. My mom was a lawyer and so were two of my uncles. I learned a lot about the law growing up and it’s some…Mar 63Mar 63
Sean Landon ClarkeI Know My Third-Party Nominee Won’t Win, I Just Want To Fuck Over Your CandidateWhen I step into that voting booth on November 5, 2024, I will be punching the ticket for the Libertarian candidate… whoever it is. I…Feb 131Feb 131
Sean Landon ClarkeMy Grief Counselor Was So Good, When He Died, I Didn’t CareIn August of 2020, I lost my mother suddenly to a heart attack. A few months later, my father passed from a long illness. The deaths of my…Dec 7, 20231Dec 7, 20231
Sean Landon ClarkeHow Are My Chalk Outlines Of Dead Folks Not Considered Art?If you’re murdered or die in some other mysterious way, you may have me as the artist that draws up your chalk outline. If so, God forbid…Nov 28, 20231Nov 28, 20231
Sean Landon Clarke“I’ll Have A Screaming Viking.” The Origins And The Recipe Of The Infamous Cheers Cocktail“Would you like the cucumber bruised?”Oct 27, 20232Oct 27, 20232
Sean Landon ClarkeMy Rejection Letter From A Very Big Online Satire PublicationThank you for your interest in our publication, but unfortunately we are going to pass on your submission.Oct 25, 20231Oct 25, 20231
