Things Men Have Said While Auditioning For Me
Allison Page

People like that have been around since Attic Greece and will probably leave us, just as there are folks who still think nigger jokes are funny and gay men are swishy little things who really want to be bad cartoons of women.

I would simply yell NEXT, PLEASE and send them on their sad, pathetic little way. Two minutes with them is two minutes of your life never, ever to return.

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