PinnedSebastian CarlosVatican Confirms Secret “while(true)” Loop has been Running Since The 16th CenturyPope Francis has just confirmed that an ancient while(true) loop has been running since the 16th century “just in case we need to reset the…3 min read·Mar 16, 2023--48--48
PinnedSebastian CarlosI Quit my Programmer Job to Become a ChickenPuk Puk Pukaaak! Cluck cluck… Bwak Bwak Bwaaak, puk puk pukaaak! Cluck-cluck-cluck bok.3 min read·Nov 19, 2022--19--19
PinnedSebastian CarlosI Got Rejected from every FAANG — Here are the Rejection Emails.Email 1: Google4 min read·May 20, 2022--49--49
PinnedSebastian CarlosAustria buys JavaScript from Brendan Eich.Brendan Eich, the creator of JavaScript, has announced that he has sold the rights to the programming language to the Austrian government.4 min read·Apr 30, 2022--47--47
Sebastian CarlosGoing Native — React Native Lore For JavaScript DevIf you were born on the planet JavaScript, you must learn the ways of the planet Native to survive. You see, Native is a harsh land, but…2 min read·5 days ago----
Sebastian CarlosAre Application Launchers Overrated?There are some questions which our civilization is not yet ready to tackle with an open mind — And yet, we must do so.5 min read·Dec 19, 2023----
Sebastian CarlosA Visual Guide to The GPL LicenseWhat follows is an analysis of the full text of GPLv1, which holds a significant place in history as the foundation of the free and…18 min read·Nov 17, 2023--2--2
Sebastian CarlosIntroducing UTF-Random — Making Unicode FairGeneva, Switzerland — Unicode revolutionized the written word, but it has one downside: It favors Roman languages by making the byte…2 min read·Nov 9, 2023--2--2
Sebastian CarlosHow Upgrading Node Broke My Build but Saved My MarriagePhoto by Marten Bjork on Unsplash5 min read·Oct 13, 2023--4--4
Sebastian CarlosMy Worst Tech Interview ExperiencePhoto by Julius Drost on Unsplash3 min read·Sep 17, 2023--10--10