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The Seven Keys: A Hacker Fable

My journey began in a place I swore never to return: Finland. The land where the man-made concept of “day and night” loses its power

Mar 27

The Seven Keys: A Hacker Fable

Mar 27

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Vatican Confirms Secret “while(true)” Loop has been Running Since The 16th Century

The Vatican has officially weighed in on the AI revolution with a new document titled Antiqua et Nova — Old and New.

Mar 16, 2023

Vatican Confirms Secret “while(true)” Loop has been Running Since The 16th Century

Mar 16, 2023

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I Quit my Programmer Job to Become a Chicken

Puk Puk Pukaaak! Cluck cluck… Bwak Bwak Bwaaak, puk puk pukaaak! Cluck-cluck-cluck bok.

Nov 19, 2022

I Quit my Programmer Job to Become a Chicken

Nov 19, 2022

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I Got Rejected from every FAANG — Here are the Rejection Emails.

Email 1: Google

May 20, 2022

I Got Rejected from every FAANG — Here are the Rejection Emails.

May 20, 2022

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Austria buys JavaScript from Brendan Eich.

Brendan Eich, the creator of JavaScript, has announced that he has sold the rights to the programming language to the Austrian government.

Apr 30, 2022

Austria buys JavaScript from Brendan Eich.

Apr 30, 2022

Systemd’s Nuts and Bolts — A Visual Guide to Systemd

If you’re a new or intermediate Linux user or sysadmin, you might have felt an odd fascination with the myth of systemd. I invite you to…

Jul 9

Systemd’s Nuts and Bolts — A Visual Guide to Systemd

Jul 9

“Higher-Order Vibes” Are Killing the Vibe Coding Industry

I used to be a 10x vibe coder. A prompt artisan with five years of vibe experience on my CV. Then, word came out about “Higher-Order Vibes”

Jun 20

“Higher-Order Vibes” Are Killing the Vibe Coding Industry

Jun 20

Python GIL Removal Reveals Second, Stronger GIL Behind It

Bell Labs, New Jersey — For many years, the Python GIL has been the target of criticism for being a bottleneck in multi-threaded…

Jun 18

Python GIL Removal Reveals Second, Stronger GIL Behind It

Jun 18

I Learned Rust In 24 Hours To Eat Free Pizza Morally

This is not just a story about pizza. As a recent Phoronix article explains, the Linux Rust subsystem got into major drama due to my quest.

Jun 6

I Learned Rust In 24 Hours To Eat Free Pizza Morally

Jun 6

The Ultimate Lisp Function — The Python Combinator

Pythonistas Hate This One Weird Trick

Mar 19

The Ultimate Lisp Function — The Python Combinator

Mar 19

Sebastian Carlos

Sebastian Carlos

Middle-end developer. Programming, satire, and things. You can buy me a coffee at https://ko-fi.com/sebastiancarlos

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