How To Keep Off The Internet
Alex Balk

According to the ladies the dick only matters when it’s hard, and on that note I’m perfectly fine, and able to deliver the goods. But I agree with you, and I have to reply with a big, FUCK THE INTERNET!!!! But stay off I will never do. I take it that you are some kind of voyeristic troll or something. Or maybe you are truly concerned about our welfare? Who knows? Who cares?

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