Lube Means Love

Richard Seltzer
May 15, 2022

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The Kiss by Rodin 1881=1882

In Russian, lube means love. я люблю тебя, Ya lublu tebya, means I love you.

Hence it seems natural that lube should serve as a loving gift.

I imagine a necklace with an amulet that holds lubricant (personal moisturizer) as a gift for Valentine’s, birthday, etc.

Are there such products on the market already? Or is this a business opportunity?

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Richard Seltzer

His recent books include Echoes from the Attic, Grandad Jokes, Lizard of Oz, Shakespeare'sTwin Sister, To Gether Tales. and Parallel Lives, seltzerbooks.com