Pee Pill

Richard Seltzer
May 13, 2022

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Excerpt from “Why Knot?” Buy the book at Amazon

There are medications to help people with conditions that lead to sudden, intense urinary urges and leakage. But there does not seem to be anything available for ordinary people who find themselves in unusual circumstances that make it awkward, difficult, or impossible to urinate.

We need a pill that temporarily reduces the urge to urinate. Take it before going to a performance or a movie theater. Take it before you participate in a sporting event. Take it when you might be caught for hours in a traffic jam.

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Richard Seltzer

His recent books include Echoes from the Attic, Grandad Jokes, Lizard of Oz, Shakespeare'sTwin Sister, To Gether Tales. and Parallel Lives, seltzerbooks.com