a tale of utility without beauty: laptop bag

james keller
3 min readJan 21, 2016

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this is entry #10 in my series about beautility

i admit my bias for utility.

i will be the first to acknowledge that as a person, i have no patience for fashion that ignores function. i will rarely invest in objects of art. i also admit that while i am exceedingly fickle in my own definition of beauty, i have often made the mistake of being eternally optimistic about the potential for usefulness. i will often purchase an object for which i have no evidence of its actual utility (for example: a drawer full of kitchen gadgets that have never seen the light of day).

so as i’m exploring the additive nature of beauty and utility, i thought i’d take a second to reflect on an object that is the very definition of utility, but that disappoints me every single day. it falls short in terms of beauty.

one utility flaw: it is obviously not dog fur repellent.

this is my tom binh cafe bag. i’ve had it for at least five years now, and i use it nearly daily. like all tom bin products (and i own several), it is superbly made. it is a perfect fit for my laptop, plus whatever stuff i need for the day. its pocket structure has been well thought out, it has o-rings for keys and other clip-enabled things, and the tom binh absolute shoulder strap is nothing short of miraculous for those of us who loathe backpacks.

there are a variety of colors that are suitable, and even after five years of northwest rain and mud (and monthly flights around the country) it still looks good. no fraying. no stains. i hate to jinx myself — but the thing seems indestructible.

but no matter how useful, i occasionally cheat on poor tom. once, it was for a frye bag that matched my favorite pair of boots. that was, truthfully, a disaster. on a few occasions, a kate spade has captured my heart. these affairs lasted longer, but somehow i always return to dear old tom.

now, i am not a fussy girl. i prefer jacket pockets over purses. and my work uniform is generally jeans and a hoodie. but even so, i want to feel love for the products i use — especially those i use daily. if i’m going to strap a thing to my body, i want it to say something about me. and the tom binh? to other owners of tom binh products, it says a lot about my value of utility. but to the rest of the world it doesn’t say much at all. it’s mostly just an inelegant looking drab, gray, laptop bag.

i would love to imagine a world where tom and kate paired up. where kate’s sumptuous leather choices (also remarkably durable) could be paired with tom’s eye for practicality. i could imagine a more feminine twist on his designs. in the same way, i wish most of kate’s products more accurately reflected carrying-needs of most women today. (a laptop, ahem.)

and that is why this bag does not meet the criteria for beautility. i will staunchly defend all of the reasons i use it, but it does not stir positive emotion in me. in fact, quite the opposite.

it makes me grumpy because each morning i am reminded that it is not meeting its full potential, and it gives me a wandering eye. if ever i find a bag that perfectly blends the beautiful and the useful, this one will retire to the dust bunnies in the back of the closet.

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james keller

pillow fort architect. accidental entrepreneur. designer of micro digital moments & wrangler of designy-type people. five whole feet of fury.