Honey?

What?

Where’s my super suit?

What?

Where — is — my — super — suit?

I, uh, put it away.

Where?

Why do you need to know?

I need it!

Uh-uh! Don’t you think about running off doing no daring-do. We’ve been planning this dinner for two months!

The public is in danger!

My evening’s in danger!

You tell me where my suit is, woman! We are talking about the greater good!

‘Greater good?’ I am your wife! I’m the greatest good you are ever gonna get!

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