Some Friendly Advice On Phone Calls

You might be a really interesting person. You might have access to the world’s deepest, darkest secrets. Heck, you might even privately be a superhero in disguise. But I honestly don’t give a rats. If you’re on the phone with me for more than 2 minutes daily, I’m not going to like you very much.

Phone calls were not invented so you could encroach on my life. It’s a simple idea: don’t bother people and have respect for boundaries. If you find that difficult, you should probably reevaluate who you are and what your life’s purpose is. Seriously.

Keep phone time to a minimum please. Have the decency to leave people alone and the respectfulness to let people go about their lives without having to have meaningless conversations.

Please, on behalf of everyone, I beg you.