I believe bios should be no longer than a Crash Davis monologue. I believe in drinking loose leaf tea, weighing it to the gram, and steeping it to the second. I believe in writing in notebooks with fountain pens, but also that a good pencil is underrated. I believe in spreadsheets, baseball, and peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. I believe apples are the best fruit, trains are the best mode of transportation, and that we would all be better off without social media and text messaging. Goodbye.