A sociopathic politician selling his delusional grandmother to an empathic and undesiring mob heir.

Sexy Hermit
Jul 27, 2017 · 3 min read
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Washington, DC. A Politician is in his office talking on the phone to his Grandmother.

Politician: No Grangran. I won’t repeal Obama care. I promise. You’ll still be able to get your medication that keeps you from hoarding more cats. (pause) Wow, down to only 100 now? They still giving you lottery…

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