Trump Will Resign By The Summer — Here’s How It’s Going To Happen
Allan Ishac

He’s going to fake his death. He’s got a clone in a jar just waiting to be dropped from one of his towers. When the smoke clears he’s going to return as his own long lost twin brother “Ronald”, lost on a desert island all this time. Then he’ll make a dramatic and heartfelt movie about himself starring Kanye West as “Ronald.” He’ll get repopular and run for pres again. And win. Again.

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